- Alvy Singer: Hey listen, gimme a kiss.
- Annie Hall: Really?
- Alvy Singer: Yeah, why not, because we're just gonna go home later, right, and then there's gonna be all that tension, we've never kissed before and I'll never know when to make the right move or anything. So we'll kiss now and get it over with, and then we'll go eat. We'll digest our food better.
“I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.” —Woody Allen